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Screw Your Neighbor. Categories: Drinking Card Games. Our easy to learn guide shows you exactly how to play the Screw Your Neighbor card game, a classic drinking game. Requirements – One standard deck of cards – Plenty of beverage. Object of the game. Not to end up with the lowest card. When one name is applied to many different games, the confusion is much greater, particularly for a web site like this one, in which people often try to find the rules of a card game by looking up its name. One of the worst cases of this kind of confusion is with the name. Your Neighbor, for example 'Screw Your Neighbor'.

The card gameShit On Your Neighbor (also known as Pass the Trash, Poop On Your Neighbor, Screw Your Neighbor, Fuck Your Neighbor, or Crap On Your Neighbor) is brilliant in its simplicity. A perfect game to enjoy with your friends and relatives during holiday get-togethers -- be sure you mention to other players that you found these rules at MyWikiBiz.com, or you just might get cursed with bad luck in the game.

All players set three (3) piles of chips in front of themselves (this could be piles of 5 dimes, 3 quarters -- whatever the Dealer decides). Each player is dealt one card. All cards are kept face-down and known only to the holder of the card. The object is to not have the lowest card at the table at the end of the hand -- in this game, the Ace is the lowest card, and the King is the highest card.

In turn, starting from the Dealer's left, player can elect to keep his card, or swap with the person on their left by sliding the card to their left on the table top. The player to the left has no choice but to swap, unless that player holds a King, which is a 'blocker' or 'stopper' card. If you have a King and the person to your right attempts to trade with you, you may shout 'flauxbam' and present the King to their line of sight, accompanied by whatever demonstrative ninja move you may care to express. (Getting flauxbammed will result in laughter all around the table.) The player on the receiving end of the flauxbam is now stuck with their (generally low-ranking) card.

As the last player to act, if the Dealer wishes to trade his card, he trades with the top card remaining on the deck. (If this card is a King, the deck has essentially flauxbammed the Dealer, and he is stuck with the card that he tried to trade.) Once the Dealer has resolved his card, everyone exposes their card to everyone at the table.

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The player with the lowest-ranked card each hand must push one of their piles of coins into the pot. Suits have no bearing in breaking ties -- all players sharing the same lowest rank must push in a pile. Play continues, with each hand resulting in someone pushing in a pile. Once a player has pushed in their final stack, they exit the game. The winner of the match is that player with the last remaining pile in front of him, and he collects the entire pot.

Alternate Versions

• The game may be played with the king acting as a 'hand stopper', in the sense that if any player is dealt a King, all players lay their cards face up on the table, and the person holding the lowest card is the loser. In other words, no trading occurs if a King is dealt.
• Once a player has pushed in their final stack, they continue playing 'on honor' or 'on grace'. A player exits the game after losing a round in which he was 'on honor' or 'on grace'.
• The game may also be played with the highest card being the loser, instead of the lowest. But why do it that way?

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Strategy notes

• Typically, all players will attempt to trade a card ranking Four or lower; most players will trade a Five; and some players will trade a Six. Very few, if any, intelligent players will trade a Seven unless there are only 2 or 3 people left in play.
• An attentive player will make exception to the above note when, for example, he is forced to exchange away a Two, but has received a Three from his neighbor instead. Knowing that the player to their right is now stuck with a Two, there is no reason to trade the Three. In fact, it would be foolish to trade the Three, because you might receive an Ace, and then be lower than the halted player to your right.
• Some players erroneously believe that the Dealer maintains an advantage in this game; however, gaming analyst William 'Peep' Helms (Glenolden, Pennsylvania) has proven this not to be true, based on years' worth of statistical documentation.

Required materials:

• One deck of playing cards

• Can of beer or cup of other alcohol

Setup:

Deal a card to each player.

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Playing:

The goal of the game is to not to end up with the lowest card. The highest card is a King, the lowest is an Ace.The player to the left of the dealer begins. Should the starting player feel that he/she is holding a low card he/she has the option to switch cards with the player on his/her left, or keep the card by saying 'pass'. However, he doesn't know what the next player is holding and can't switch back once the switch is made. The player to your left cannot refuse the switch.

If you were forced to switch and your original card was lower than the card you received, you may 'pass' on your switch. However, any player holding a King must flip their card face up on the table as this is the highest card which ultimately denies a player to his right the switch.

When the play gets around to the dealer, he/she has the option to switch cards with the top card from the remaining deck, or keep the current card. Once the dealer make a decision, everyone flips their card. The player with the lowest card has to drink.